Blanket on the Dog | Funny Dog Blanket

For households where the dog is the real boss, this blanket says what everyone’s already thinking. With bold, playful typography and a soft, cosy fleece feel, it’s the perfect throw for dog‑obsessed homes where comfort — and canine entitlement — reign supreme.
The message is simple: If the blanket is on the dog… tuck them in and walk away. A little dramatic, a lot relatable, and guaranteed to make every dog parent laugh.
Whether it’s draped over the sofa, wrapped around you during a movie night, or claimed entirely by your four‑legged tyrant, this blanket adds humour, warmth, and personality to any space.
✨ Available Sizes
Choose the perfect size for your home (or your dog’s throne):
30×40 inches – ideal for small dogs, kids, or a cosy lap throw
50×60 inches – great for sofas, beds, and everyday lounging
60×80 inches – oversized, premium, and perfect for full‑body warmth or sharing with your dog
🧡 Product Features
100% polyester fleece (300gsm) — thick, fluffy, and quick‑drying
Hemmed edges with matched seam thread for durability and a clean finish
Vibrant, one‑sided print with crisp, long‑lasting colour
Soft on both sides — plush texture that keeps its shape
Lightweight yet cosy — perfect for year‑round comfort
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
Non‑chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Do not iron
Do not dry clean
💛 A Note From Bark & Ball
This blanket is for the dog parents who know their place — second to the dog, always. If you’ve ever stood frozen because your dog fell asleep on your leg, this one’s for you.